The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 113 - Philandering Philanthropy

  • Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week
  • Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up
  • X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies
  • Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity
  • Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler?
  • What is "Masonic" charity, really?
  • Scotty/Brad/Block Boy gets the Harlan Seal of Approval
  • Secret signs, words, grips, etc. for After Lodge listeners
  • Producer Bruce is now The Appraiser's Apprentice
  • Jason confesses his beard-envy for Bruce
  • The crew discusses the recent statements from the Grand Master of Tajikistan regarding forbidden discussions
  • Who knew that the GM of Tajikistan had global jurisdiction?!
  • Incentives for recruiting new Masons
  • Why we shouldn't be trying harder to be in the public eye . . . it's a respectability thing
  • The Master's Book of Secrets
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Episode 112 - Bearded Dragon with False Teeth

  • Broadcasting fresh on the heels of the big Master Mason Degree
  • Grand Censor Bob knocks over the candelabra
  • We express our sympathy for our Floridian Brethren . . . because they live there
  • We do not "heart logistics"(tm)
  • Jason evicts Little Matt from the guest seat
  • Bambi, the two-hour old Master Mason recounts his wrongs
  • The Chaplain studies Brazilian wax jobs on the show
  • Our newly made Master Masons are advocates for the C.o.R.
  • Jason describes the Bearded Dragon with False Teeth - our new spirit animal
  • The Chaplain has developed a cough drop dependency
  • We attempt to actually eat a Nick-your-buddy bar
  • Harlan says something absolutely abhorrent, even for us... we had to beep it, just know he's the worst kind of person
  • Bro. Fitzy gives the Bearded Dragon a name
  • Scotty from the Block takes the hot seat. He joined through a fair booth (they do work!)
  • Titties and Beer . . . the Past Grand Has-been inquires about Masonic prohibition
  • We discuss Grand Masters' budgets
  • Social media and your Masonic profile - is it really yours?
  • Tempering the enthusiasm of the younger Masons with the wisdom of the elders
  • Why does everything smell like Mustard?! CHAPLAIN!!!!
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Episode 111 - Free the Monkeys!

Episode 110 - Jason's Odyssey

  • Tony doges service of process all week
  • Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem"
  • How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years
  • Nick At Night mash-up
  • Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh
  • Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon
  • Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever
  • Tony interrupts story time to discuss if time is linear
  • How often should a Lodge meet? Harlan gives the "approved solution"
  • We realize that the Chaplain wasn't here last week
  • Can I join? Can I join? Can I? Can I?!
  • Christianity and Freemasonry - why did the devil worshiping stereotype change? Was it us?
  • What would you do for a cheeseburger? Bruce meets some ladies to find out
  • /u/jynxbunny - sex and Freemasonry?
  • Jason explains why Mexican cartels are his personal boogeyman
  • Finally . . . after an entire day . . . we put an end to it
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Episode 109 - Zionist . . . Crusaders?

Episode 108 - Uncomfortably Numb

Episode 107 - Zip Code Envy

  • The solid sheets of ice are finally gone
  • "A pox be upon you" . . . Harlan's fun-house
  • Harlan attempted to move in next to Producer Bruce . . . Bruce sabotaged the effort
  • Producer finally got his PC working!
  • Commercial Break - We go haggle with Carnies
  • C.B. joins us
  • Why we fail as commercial negotiators
  • Tony may have Tuberculosis
  • The Chaplain is banned from yet more hotels
  • Our annual chili cook off is next week, more foul play is afoot again
  • Video games with references to Freemasonry
  • We discuss the largest gaming tech let-down in history
  • Should your Lodge feed the homeless? Fire and brimstone!
  • Homosexual couples in the same Lodge?
  • We de-rail topics to see how long it takes to get R.W. Grand Censor Bob to come back
  • Jeff Peace . . . again
  • Clandyland, who is next now that Jeff has taken his ball and gone home?
  • Appropriate venues for Masonic debate (hint: it's not memorial posts) - "You're not wrong . . . you're just an asshole"
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Episode 106 - (Re-Release 10) You're Doing it Wrong

Episode 105 - Canadian Tilers

  • Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised
  • Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks
  • Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason
  • Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers
  • The Chaplain's internship is terminated
  • Why do you love the Craft?
  • Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Canada!
  • Canadian polar bears tile their lodges
  • The Chaplain brings Mrs. Chaplain with an absence note - the crew asks how she does it
  • Christmas parties in January?
  • Should we host an After Lodge telethon? No.
  • Scheduling around younger members . . .the big secret - maybe you're not actually wanted
  • Our big take-off-work-all-day Tuesday Lodge event - scheduled for the benefit of young men
  • The Chaplain advocates his recruiting campaign for more senior members
  • Colonel Brian joins us to discuss the 2B1ASK1 campaign and skirting the law during the Jewish Sabbath
  • Harlan endorses Jason's joke ideas and shoots down the serious ones
  • Can communists be regular Freemasons? Long answer: probably not. Short answer: no.
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Episode 104 - After Christmas Fallout

  • Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast!
  • Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)!
  • Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children
  • /u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook
  • Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel
  • What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitting women, etc. It's Facebook!
  • Why we really need to stop trolling Apprentices and Fellows about stealing things
  • Jason Jr. delivers his best Christmas Gift ever
  • Zippo hand warmer for Jason, class action suit in the works
  • Producer Bruce's new computer saga continues
  • More hating on Best Buy
  • Star Wars nerding out
  • Why Jason celebrates Wookiee Life Day
  • How to explain the Freemasonry connection to Templarism, Illuminism, etc. in few words
  • Producer Bruce recites the scripts to Nicholas Cage movies
  • Making masons as a group project - why it's a terrible idea
  • Who is Jeff Peace?
  • Producer Bruce, our Senior Warden, unveils his "Master Plan" to keep purple people eaters away
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