The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 198 - Masonicon

  • Beginning: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
  • Why isn't Nick here? This was his show, he's the one who went to Masonicon!
  • Introducing: the No-Sh*** moment of the week
  • Then Nick shows up!
  • What does Harlan sleep in? A suit?
  • How Nick got invited to Masonicon instead of Bruce
  • A recap of Masonicon by Nick
  • Harlan runs a tangent about cannabinoid oil
  • Who is Rick Astley?
  • Hello again to Ass. Producer Marshall
  • Plugging the Past Bastard and memoirs of dead comedians
  • Stating a new social media platform, Faceboob
  • "Are you a TURTLE?"
  • Odyssey kind of sounds like Audi. Yeah, let's go with that . . .
  • Arguing about cars and stock advice
  • Closing: Don't Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)
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Episode 197 - Nick Goes to Oklahoma

  • Opening: I Heard Oklahoma Calling Me (David Allen Coe)
  • Nick takes a road-trip to Guthrie w/ Bro. Dunning
  • The After Lodge Podcast . . . did anybody recognize him?
  • What are you reading? "Shampoo bottles when I poop"
  • And even better, wearing the wrong AASR hat
  • More old guys telling young guys what they want from Masonry
  • Worshipful Bro. Squared invites everyone to his house, and locks them out
  • More website harassment for Harlan
  • The usual TV and move tangeant
  • Who needs a flamethrower?! Yes, the answer is yes.
  • Family Matters
  • Closing: Pray (Sam Smith)
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Episode 196 - The Meeting That Wasn't

  • Opening: On the Road Again (Willie Nelson)
  • Attention to detail is a good thing, but not at the expense of the big things
  • Our Master cancels the Lodge meeting . . . the hour before the meeting
  • A little chat about social media
  • "Bruce is a Postal god"
  • Harlan's daughter starts her first soccer game
  • Our Lodge faces embarrassment at the district meeting
  • Tony things that the problem is too many young men getting involved in Lodge
  • We book an escape room for the big fair . . . but, why?
  • Why do the "old guard" come (or not come) to Lodge?
  • Usury vs. interest - is owning a payday lending joint un-masonic? Yes. Yes it is.
  • Harlan is caught on film riding a pink bicycle circumambulating the Lodge
  • What do you do if your members ignore a summons?
  • Tony doesn't have a MAGA hat?!
  • Should a Grand Jurisdiction adopt landmarks as part of its written code?
  • Closing: Freak Like Me (Halestorm)
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Episode 195 - Pancakes for Puppies

  • Opening: We Care A Lot (Faith No More)
  • Worshipful Bro.^2 joins us again after surviving the Pancakes for Puppies event
  • Bruce says "your Lodge kind of sucks"
  • How can a development company behind two bridge collapses stay in business?!
  • The fallout from Pancakes for Puppies
  • Another video game tangeant
  • Harlan completed the big political convention, and is still in office
  • The big fairs continue to loom large over our Lodge
  • Harlan's first day of jury duty: he tries to be a big shot and gets shot down . . . publicly
  • Who still has physical books?
  • What in the hell is a "volunteer" deputy sheriff?
  • Harlan looses control when things get "stinky winky"
  • Closing: Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)
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Episode 194 - Vigorous and Robust

  • Opening: Diamond in the Rough (The Nearly Deads)
  • Live from the passenger seat of Jeff's truck
  • Harlan skipped the Spring Equinox Festive Board . . . and we got a foot of snow
  • That snow collapsed our Lodge's porch (and a bunch of other stuff)
  • We may have single-handedly ruined Freemasonry . . . with puppies?
  • Expelled for marijuana - can you get back in when it's legal?
  • We watched "33 and Beyond" at Lodge and nobody came
  • Harlan had to fill in for Bruce and also play Secretary
  • The Chamber of Reflection has shown actual results in our Lodge
  • Teetering on the edge of the "box of shame" again
  • "We lost our email blaster." What does that even mean?!
  • Just use Slack. Even the old guard is on board
  • Why are we afraid of self driving cars - another Harlan rant
  • Closing: Back to the Old (Matisyahu)
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Episode 193 - The Girl with the Masonic Tattoo

  • Opening: Going Out In Style (Dropkick Murphys)
  • Harlan tries "naked" e-juice
  • Is anybody ever a "former" President?
  • Tony goes on another past-chaplain rant
  • Jeff can't identify the power button on a PC . . . or is it Mike's fault?
  • The world's first "crypto heater"
  • Our next big event: "pancakes for puppies"
  • Nick is . . . afraid of ammunition? Or Masons with ammunition?
  • Why do Protestants wear orange on St. Patrick's Day?
  • Harlan's wife plans a lake trip with the Lodge
  • Nick attempts to murder his father-in-law with a drone
  • The woman with the Masonic tattoo
  • Why don't Nick and Chuck Dunning come to our Lodge lake party?
  • Closing: Drunken Lullabies (Flogging Molly)
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Episode 192 - Happy Birthday!

  • Opening: Surfin Bird (The Trashmen)
  • Worshipless Producer Bruce has abandoned us tonight
  • So . . . how's that sign going?
  • Our first Master Mason Degree without Captain America
  • Harlan has a mental breakdown during serious ritual, it was stinky-winky
  • Jeff . . . joined the York Rite - we can't tell if Harlan is ignoring him now
  • Harlan's daughter becomes a local Scottish Rite icon
  • Grand Lodges and "long-arm statutes" in the Internet era
  • A near death experience at the Scottish Rite reunion
  • How does an airline lose a flight attendant?!
  • Bruce has turned the George Washington neck tie around on us
  • Closing: In Da Club (50 Cent)
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Episode 191 - Wrong Rite

  • Opening: The Pink Panther (Mancini)
  • Why Tony always gets introduced last
  • We welcome Sir John to Pennnnnnn-sylvania
  • The two token white guys - a review of the Black Panther
  • Harlan was the senior past master. There was much wailing.
  • A kid's first birthday party at our Lodge . . . it was a splash!
  • Harlan's daughter becomes a Scottish Rite icon
  • How to lawyer up a tendered order to "go suck eggs" - repercussions of being a Facebook douche
  • 33 and Beyond - John says "it's good"
  • Our Lodge can't pre-post minutes because Harlan is usually typing them during opening ceremonies
  • Producer Bruce is still in denial about his new domestic situation
  • The Grand Master's Book of Secrets . . . passed down from man to man
  • Is splitting up ritual work a good idea?
  • Our biggest (Lodge) event of the year is this week
  • Closing: Rapper Who Is Very Concerned With Password Security (CollegeHumor)
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Episode 190 - Valentine's Outing

  • Opening: Every Breath You Take (The Police)
  • Happy (very) belated Valentine's Day!
  • Our Lodge takes an outing to a charity gala - with formal attire and everything
  • Worshipful Bro.^2 steals all the wine from other tables
  • Silent auctions . . . some of us discover that they have consequences
  • Tony has the flu but gets on the show anyways to get us all sick
  • Whoopee cushion for the Senior Warden
  • Some geeking out over the Space-X launch and Musk-fanboi-ism
  • Harlan realizes that nobody every uses fancy hotel or office lobbies
  • The sensation hiding from politics . . . what has the world become?
  • "Why is the brandy gone?"
  • Harlan, Jr. turns one year old. Perhaps we can parent.
  • Why it's impossible to conduct business (or Lodge) in California
  • Harlan's family pool boy is awesome . . . he doesn't have a pool
  • Closing: When You Sleep (My Bloody Valentine)
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Episode 189 - Floppy Heads

  • Opening: Blame Canada (South Park)
  • Bro. Josh (/u/AnonymooseReddtr) joins us from Canada to hang out After Lodge, eh
  • We discuss how Canadian Freemasonry is its own thing
  • Canada's own version of Bro. George Washington
  • Alcohol in North American Lodges?!
  • "Metric money" a.k.a. dues in the north
  • A brief foreign policy tangent - why doesn't everyone hate Canada?
  • Wait . . . we brought Bro. Josh here to make fun of HIM, things are going the wrong way
  • Translating Masonic dad jokes into French
  • "America's bigger!"
  • All other things floppy heads related
  • Closing: Canadian Idiot ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
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