The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 203 - The Tony Hole

  • Opening: Peacock (Katy Perry)
  • Right off the bat, hassling Nick
  • How often do you get to go to Lodge after kids?
  • If you're ever in need, dial 1-800-CALL-A-BRO
  • Will co-masonry be recognized one day?
  • Tony calls in from Mobile Lodge 1 lost in the Midwest
  • Harlan's heading to Black Hat in August, so message him if you want to meet up
  • Lecturing about the FDIC
  • Taking a trip to the lake with Bruce and a GIANT Peacock
  • . . . where we coined the term the "Tony Hole"
  • Harlan wins at Cards Against Humanity with Brethren
  • Tony announces our plot to take over Grand Lodge
  • A "Trump free zone" - go outside with that stuff!
  • Ten episodes to realize how bad this is?!
  • "It takes a certain kind of Mason to be an After Lodge sensation"
  • Just how many invitational bodies DOES the York Rite have?!
  • Closing: Convoy (C.W. McCall)
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Episode 202 - Wall of Humanity

  • Opening: Yakety Sax (Boots Randolph)
  • Another set of fairs . . . sleepless, sunburnt and hungover
  • We're changing our name. Welcome to the "After Fair Podcast"
  • "This is Wilson, Tony isn't here . . ."
  • We discuss the fairs, back to back weekends, and the wall of humanity that overran us
  • The guys save the day with fresh toilet paper
  • Tony puts Harlan's cell phone number on a billboard
  • We host an hour-long flag retirement with every Boy Scout in this part of the country
  • Tony wins the watermelon eating contest . . . again
  • John reveals his secret liquor stash
  • Our by-laws committee meets to discuss revisions for the first time in decades
  • It's good to be back after Lodge!
  • Closing: Kiss Me, I'm S--tfaced (Dropkick Murphys)
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Episode 201 - Straight Outta Dallas

  • Opening: Bad Boys (Inner Circle)
  • Harlan visits Texas, and nothing is happening this week in Masonry
  • Welcome to Bro. Mike from Texas
  • Is John an honest cop? Short answer: silence (no)
  • Police departments switching to SUVs?!
  • What it means to be a sh** magnet
  • Then Nick shows up
  • Bad jokes about Harlan's hotel take-out menu
  • During which . . . Harlan's wife shows up?!?!?!?!
  • Probably because of the "Thai to Go"
  • After Lodge is (could be) a HAM radio show
  • Nick offers up his insides
  • Scotty from the Block stirred up our Grand Lodge Facebook page about minutes
  • Closing: God Blessed Texas (Little Texas)
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Episode 199 - For Deposit Only

  • Opening: Take a Walk (Passion Pit)
  • Welcome to the After Lodge Harlan show!
  • With a load of blasphemy . . . it's Tony, right off the bat
  • Tony takes the show to the bathroom . . . again
  • What do Masons think of Athiests?
  • Can a Mason have multiple wives, in locales where that is legal?
  • Who is Bill Schnobelen?
  • We passed some Fellow Crafts
  • Jeff goes to visit a "better" Lodge
  • We nerd out about ritual
  • Why is McDonald's always out of ice cream? (hint: they aren't)
  • John's Lodge of gypsies
  • "There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky"
  • Closing: Still (Geto Boys)
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Episode 198 - Masonicon

  • Beginning: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
  • Why isn't Nick here? This was his show, he's the one who went to Masonicon!
  • Introducing: the No-Sh*** moment of the week
  • Then Nick shows up!
  • What does Harlan sleep in? A suit?
  • How Nick got invited to Masonicon instead of Bruce
  • A recap of Masonicon by Nick
  • Harlan runs a tangent about cannabinoid oil
  • Who is Rick Astley?
  • Hello again to Ass. Producer Marshall
  • Plugging the Past Bastard and memoirs of dead comedians
  • Stating a new social media platform, Faceboob
  • "Are you a TURTLE?"
  • Odyssey kind of sounds like Audi. Yeah, let's go with that . . .
  • Arguing about cars and stock advice
  • Closing: Don't Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)
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Episode 197 - Nick Goes to Oklahoma

  • Opening: I Hard Oklahoma Calling Me (David Allen Coe)
  • Nick takes a road-trip to Guthrie w/ Bro. Dunning
  • The After Lodge Podcast . . . did anybody recognize him?
  • What are you reading? "Shampoo bottles when I poop"
  • And even better, wearing the wrong AASR hat
  • More old guys telling young guys what they want from Masonry
  • Worshipful Bro. Squared invites everyone to his house, and locks them out
  • More website harassment for Harlan
  • The usual TV and move tangeant
  • Who needs a flamethrower?! Yes, the answer is yes.
  • Family Matters
  • Closing: Pray (Sam Smith)
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Episode 196 - The Meeting That Wasn't

  • Opening: On the Road Again (Willie Nelson)
  • Attention to detail is a good thing, but not at the expense of the big things
  • Our Master cancels the Lodge meeting . . . the hour before the meeting
  • A little chat about social media
  • "Bruce is a Postal god"
  • Harlan's daughter starts her first soccer game
  • Our Lodge faces embarrassment at the district meeting
  • Tony things that the problem is too many young men getting involved in Lodge
  • We book an escape room for the big fair . . . but, why?
  • Why do the "old guard" come (or not come) to Lodge?
  • Usury vs. interest - is owning a payday lending joint un-masonic? Yes. Yes it is.
  • Harlan is caught on film riding a pink bicycle circumambulating the Lodge
  • What do you do if your members ignore a summons?
  • Tony doesn't have a MAGA hat?!
  • Should a Grand Jurisdiction adopt landmarks as part of its written code?
  • Closing: Freak Like Me (Halestorm)
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Episode 195 - Pancakes for Puppies

  • Opening: We Care A Lot (Faith No More)
  • Worshipful Bro.^2 joins us again after surviving the Pancakes for Puppies event
  • Bruce says "your Lodge kind of sucks"
  • How can a development company behind two bridge collapses stay in business?!
  • The fallout from Pancakes for Puppies
  • Another video game tangeant
  • Harlan completed the big political convention, and is still in office
  • The big fairs continue to loom large over our Lodge
  • Harlan's first day of jury duty: he tries to be a big shot and gets shot down . . . publicly
  • Who still has physical books?
  • What in the hell is a "volunteer" deputy sheriff?
  • Harlan looses control when things get "stinky winky"
  • Closing: Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)
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Episode 194 - Vigorous and Robust

  • Opening: Diamond in the Rough (The Nearly Deads)
  • Live from the passenger seat of Jeff's truck
  • Harlan skipped the Spring Equinox Festive Board . . . and we got a foot of snow
  • That snow collapsed our Lodge's porch (and a bunch of other stuff)
  • We may have single-handedly ruined Freemasonry . . . with puppies?
  • Expelled for marijuana - can you get back in when it's legal?
  • We watched "33 and Beyond" at Lodge and nobody came
  • Harlan had to fill in for Bruce and also play Secretary
  • The Chamber of Reflection has shown actual results in our Lodge
  • Teetering on the edge of the "box of shame" again
  • "We lost our email blaster." What does that even mean?!
  • Just use Slack. Even the old guard is on board
  • Why are we afraid of self driving cars - another Harlan rant
  • Closing: Back to the Old (Matisyahu)
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