The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 138 - Parting on the Square

  • The Chaplain is still searching for the right kind of mustard for his chocolate cake
  • Last night's Entered Apprentice Degree . . . serving two Masters?
  • Our Lodge (as in: the building) attempts to behead a few members
  • Producer Bruce managed to almost loose a finger in the same manner
  • We cooked the new Apprentices for a bit too long
  • Harlan takes up driving for Lyft as well . . . crashes his phone
  • The summer games (of Overwatch) are ending soon
  • Why was the Naked Emperor Trump wearing a Masonic ring?!
  • Harlan finally reads one item of literature that is somehow related to Steven Avery
  • Producer Bruce considers reviving his Cereal podcast
  • We are definitely a Podcast for useless knowledge
  • How far did Stretch Armstrong stretch?
  • Some guy on Reddit has smoked himself stupid
  • Masonic T-Shirt ideas for Pride Parade
  • Why is the F-Bomb so special?
  • Jason makes his final host address . . . and parts upon the square
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Episode 137 - Burn the Couch

  • Harlan takes a step back in to the '90s
  • After Lodge Studios - improving ratings by pissing people off
  • Jason goes plumbing with the Grand Landscaper
  • Jason, Jr. starts kindergarten, "good and bad" other details elude us
  • The legal implications of some Avery nonsense
  • Harlan messes up a Trump/Clinton/Kennedy/Clinton/90s/60s/conspiracy/history setup . . . really bad
  • Conclusion: rich people die rich deaths, and Harlan is broken
  • More Overwatch jokes
  • The peak of the American Republic (system) - 19th century, or World War II?
  • HFAF - a Female "Masonic" Grand Lodge. Do they have larger kitchens?
  • The Glenn Beck Whiteboard is out of commission while receiving upgrades
  • Harlan and Bruce burn a couch (and don't own trucks). No cleaning necessary, just purify with fire
  • Producer Bruce gets reported for cheating
  • Treasurer gets (only) three years for embezzling almost a million dollars
  • How to deal with flat Earth-ers
  • Daylight Savings Time, was it Benjamin Franklin's worst idea ever?
  • What is missing from modern Freemasonry?
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Episode 136 - Country Club Hazing

  • Worshipless Producer Bruce - doing his job
  • Welcome to M.M. "Nipples" and our old friend "Fitzy"
  • Milk men: earning tips with time travel
  • In the Heat of the Night . . .
  • Popcorn lung vs. cigarette lung cancer
  • Producer Bruce reveals his country club leanings
  • Congratulations to Bro.^3 on being Raised
  • We discover the Secretary can quit! And . . . Harlan bolts
  • How does one get nicotine poisoning from e-juice? Bro. Fitzy explains
  • West Virginia time travel - Go Mart, and the world's last rat tail
  • Hackers take on Overwatch and Pokémon Go
  • You aren't hazing properly! Only "my" Lodge does it right
  • The "failings" of Traditional Observance Lodges
  • For the two of you listening from Turkey: stop!
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Episode 135 - Boiling the Trowel

Episode 134 - Pining for the Past

  • Jason goes AWOL and Harlan manages to cram in Lady Gaga, Eminem AND Elton John
  • Harlan becomes an apprentice cab driver so he can get on Your Mom's Milkman, finally
  • New ideas for providing rides to members who have trouble finding them
  • Worshipless Producer Bruce launches a ride share company
  • Bro^2 has a younger brother who is Bro^3's older brother . . . if he joins, is Bro^3 still cubed?
  • The Chaplain abandons the crew to become spiritual adviser for the Trump campaign
  • We go N.P.R. for a while
  • Why did the Chaplain's kids become Soviets?!
  • Human tendencies to pine for the old days (i.e. ignorance)
  • Using virtual reality to enhance the degree lectures
  • What does it mean for the Lodge to be "tiled"?
  • Standardized ritual - good idea, or invitation for Grand Lodge abuse?
  • Younger men becoming a more common part of the Craft, you have to let them labor
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Episode 133 - Of Mice and Masons

  • Studio audience: Jazz and two Snorlaxes
  • Abusing Roberts Rules of Order for personal amusement
  • Chef Red contributes to our collective Diabetes
  • Jason misses his installation and Harlan's new car springs a leak
  • The Chaplain's newest drone shows up . . . and eventually, so does he
  • Pokémon Go and Master Mason Cooper and the Chaplain swinging Poké Balls
  • Not all mice are created equal - some of them get fed to Bruce's snake after suffocating in the car
  • In the end . . . was Freemasonry worth all of the time and money?
  • Why do we engage in philanthropy?
  • Chaplain becomes the King . . . Of the Hill
  • Reviewing things Harlan is bad at
  • Do you sneak out of Master Mason Degrees early? In states with "full" form sections?
  • Lodge gets out of financial trouble, is it time to lower dues? Bruce and Harlan don't understand the question
  • We take a Bible lesson from Joseph: saving for the drought (also the same Joseph that started Goldman Sachs)
  • Encouraging religious diversity in the Lodge: we welcome many varieties of Christians
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Episode 132 - Level Heads

  • We've settled on . . . average
  • Should you take a vacation and risk your employer discovering you're unnecessary?
  • Somehow we review the flaws of the United States Patent Office, specifically software
  • Jason's magical adventure (vacation) & why Harlan hates water parks
  • The tragic loss of Brothers in Texas and Minnesota
  • What should Freemasons do? Start with using logic and the working tools (social media is not a working tool)
  • Race relations within the Lodge
  • Should you evaluate the qualifications of an alleged Brother in distress?
  • Cashing in on the Craft - when is it okay . . . ever?
  • Congratulations to NASA on the successful deployment of the Juno probe
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Episode 131 - No Refunds

  • Rev. Chaplain liberates a bag of wigs and other bathroom access material from a professional band
  • He then breaks our sound equipment
  • Happy Independence Day . . . and "God Save King George!"
  • We had another fair, with fireworks, beer, and . . . stuff
  • Jason's Mayor rocks a tuxedo t-shirt
  • The rain causes kids to fly off of the slide and into the ticket booth
  • Jason discovers all of the ways one could possibly cheat a carnival
  • The theme of the weekend: "NO REFUNDS!"
  • Bro. Son picks a fight with a horse and becomes night-time Fair Director
  • The Chaplain wins the watermelon eating contest
  • The African (not -American, just African) selling Confederate memorabilia
  • Our sound guy makes fun of the town with music selections
  • Also . . . we had Lodge
  • Happy Independence Day!
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Episode 130 - Welcome to the Jungle

Episode 129 - Politically Incorrect

  • "Show of Lies!" from the start
  • Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase
  • Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one
  • Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge!
  • . . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom
  • Jason and Bruce continue making Overwatch jokes at Harlan's expense
  • Chasing tumbleweeds and how Producer Bruce plans to cause an ecological disaster
  • Jason didn't listen to the adage "never meet your heros" and saw Stephen King
  • Harlan traded the Benz for an Infiniti
  • Happy Father's Day!
  • "Weed Guy" lied to his investigating committee. Is all lost?
  • Explaining Treason vs. High Treason and morning prayers to Donald Trump
  • Orlando's worst week . . . ever
  • Trainsmen. Can they join? Is Thomas the Tank Engine really soulless?
  • Detachable member, Producer Bruce knows all of the extra option packages
  • Inappropriate Masonic rings?
  • Worshipless Producer Bruce doesn't want to hang out with us anymore
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